Results are in from the latest poll I’ve had up. When asked how often you drink craft beer straight from the bottle, we got the following results:
Always: 7 (or 7% of the vote)
Sometimes: 46 (or 48% of the vote)
Never: 44 (or 45% of the vote)
I’m definitely in the “sometimes” bucket. I’m glad to see “sometimes” winning, because I think it reflects upon the audience I have targeted…people who like beer but aren’t stuck-up about it. And before the 44 of you who voted “never” get all in a tizzy, I’m not unilaterally saying that not drinking from the bottle makes you a beer-douche. You know me better than that. 
I’m just saying that if no one voted for “always” or “sometimes” I’d have serious questions about who was reading my blog!
And for you 7 who voted “always”, good for you for being honest.
I TRY to use a glass whenever I can, just because I know that it can enhance the beer drinking experience. But there are those times when a glass is simply not available. What am I going to do? NOT drink the beer? Thats just crazy talk…
A true beer-douche would insist that you pour it into something with a wide mouth first….something….anything: An upturned toilet plunger, a shoe, a tulip glass fashioned from q-tips and duct tape.
-Lost
So you have a q-tip and duct tape glass too?