Brewmaster Jack Jan

Brewmaster Jack Jan

There is a smell in my home, and it’s not the delicious smell of beer. Nor is it the smell of home cooking, fresh baked pie, incense or candles. It smells like wet/burning cardboard. I smell it every day that I walk in the front door, and it’s most strong on my stairs. It’s honestly driving me insane. It’s not the trash and it’s not the recycling. It’s not the sink, nor the dishwasher. It’s not even the cat boxes. And it’s emanating from the stairs…how the FUCK is that possible? I’m about [—] this close to tearing up the runners on the stairs to see if there is something awful that’s made its way underneath. Any suggestions on what to do?

Further irking me this evening, I rushed home to get an hour of Elder Scrolls in before the wife came home, only to find that Xbox Live service is down. Grrrrrr.

I’m soothing my blinding rage by drinking this here bottle of Brewmaster Jack Jan and watching Aliens.

Brewmaster Jack Jan is a Czech Pilsener style beer. It’s crazy-crushable with a 4.5% ABV. I could drink this stuff all day and night. It has a strong grain & biscuity malt profile, finishing with some mild fruity hops. The only fault that I can find is the ridiculous amount of carbonation, which has left me burping out of control.


Author: Joshua Dion

I write about beer in an un-intimidating way, welcoming beer lovers of all experience levels.